Thursday, 29 March 2007

Britney Spears loses a tooth!

It’s confirmed: Britney Spears is suffering from a strange and rare disease called narcisshateus that compels its sufferers to want to lose as much of their persona as possible. First she went pantyless. And then she shaved off all her hair.

So what next for little Miss Toxic? Well, she has taken out a tooth! Toothless!

Although it ain’t clear how she did this, speculation abounds. Some reports suggest she tied a piece of string from her tooth to her Mercedes and told her bodyguard to drive away as quickly as possible. Clever, but probably too clever for Britney. More likely is that she simply called her ex-lesbian lover Paris Hilton “a #####” to get her to punch her teeth in. Well it certainly did the trick didn’t it!

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