Wednesday, 23 July 2008

The stereotypical skeptic’s CV

Nationality: Scandinavian esp. Danish
Favorite music group: The Flaming Lips
Martial status: Living in sin (what’s the point of marriage, right? – unless you are gay of course).
Favorite color: black Red (black is not a color)
Favorite song: Imagine
Favorite cartoon: No comment!!
Favorite drink: anything alcoholic (but not a Bloody Mary)
Politics: Democrat of course!
Favorite joke: There was this guy on a bridge about to jump. I immediately shouted at him, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too!

Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"

Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1878, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1913?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1913."

I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

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