Friday, 15 August 2008

Bigfoot: found and lost

The answer to the world’s most important question:

YES – Bigfoot exists!!!

Bigfoot was discovered by two US hunters Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer in northern Georgia, a south-east US state.

Dr Van Buren says: "It's obviously a male, we looked at a very, very large primate male, it doesn't fit into any of the taxonomic groups I can think of.

"Unbelievable, I'm still shaking... I've never seen anything like this before."

Yeah right.

But a little while later and Mr Whitton's brother – totally pissed off by being badgered by reporters over the find - spoils the party and reveals the whole thing was a hoax.

I just wonder when a similar thing will happen to Scientology?

L. Ron Hubbard’s brother – do you have anything to say?