Tuesday, 12 August 2008

Crazy Water cures diseases and makes money!

Imagine a water that can:

- Cure a demented woman,
- Cure dyspepsia,
- Cure neuralgia,
- Cure sore eyes,
- Cure paralysis,
- Cure insomnia,
- Cure liver and kidney problems,
- Cure rheumatism,
- Cure scrofula (a form of tuberculosis)

Well, it’s bottled by the Famous Mineral Water Company in Texas.

And it's called Crazy Water.

They sell a number of types of water:

“Number 2” comes from Spencer Spring
“Number 3” tastes like unfiltered North Texas well water
“Number 4” Crazy Water is the “strongest” and tastes like baking soda.
“Number 1” is made from Number 3 but is extensively filtered by reverse osmosis.

So how does it work?

Well the theories change by the minute but the latest is that “the water has a high pH which means that cancers and viruses can’t survive in an alkaline environment”.

So now you know. It’s got nothing to do with the fact that normal tap water is always available and basically free of course.

Crazy Water is available by the bottle or in bulk. If you bring your own container, Number 3 is $1 a gallon while Number 4 is $1.50 a gallon.

Cheers. And stay healthy!