Monday, 8 September 2008

Katy Perry sent to Hell!

Katy Perry’s in big trouble. She’s upset the church. Well not perhaps the church as such but the Havens Corner Church in Blacklick, Ohio!

Now what don’t they like? Well the lyrics to her popular summer song that go: I kissed a girl and I liked it…

Pretty innocuous you might think – but hell no – that’s a call to same gender couplings isn’t it? Well, not quite as bad as melting down the Jews to make soap - but not far off. Even so, you’d think they’d have more sympathy for brotherly – or should that be sisterly – love? But no such luck. Instead they placed a sign out front of the church saying: I kissed a girl and I liked it and then I went to hell.

But according to Rev. Dave Allison "We meant it as a loving warning to teens. …The Scriptures tell us that you should not do what the song tells you to do. The Scriptures are not ambiguous on this issue."

So poor old Katy Perry. Destined to be roasted on fiery spits in the afterlife…

Oh well. But she won’t be alone that’s for sure!