Wednesday, 4 March 2009

Madonna falls for Jesus (and fails the age test)

Madonna and model Jesus Luz

Madonna and model Jesus Luz are seen on the streets of Manhattan on March 1, 2009 in New York City. Photograph: Arnaldo Magnani/Getty Image

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Payback time! Take this Guy Ritchie: "I've got a man 28 years younger than me and he’s called Jesus!"

Okay, so he’s not quite jailbait at the age of 22 but where do you draw the line?

Well, there is a rule of thumb used by psychologists which states that to determine whether such relationships are morally and socially ethical the "half-your-age-plus-seven rule" should be applied.

Okay so Madonna is 50…

half her age is 25…

and add 7 and we get 32!

So Madonna fails the test miserably!!! Jesus is way too young!

The logic behind the test largely hinges of the fact that relationships with very large age differences are unlikely to result in any offspring. Or you could say that no matter how many times he humps her, Jesus is very unlikely to get Madonna pregnant given that Madonna is now in her early 50s.

But you never know. Miracles do happen, right?!!! Hahaha!