Friday, 17 April 2009

Scottish cops list Jediism as their official religion!

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Eight officers in Strathclyde Police list their official religion as Jedi
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Back in 2001, a census for England and Wales revealed that there were about 390,000 Jedis in those two countries.

As a result, the authorities should have declared Jediism as an official religion. But no decision has yet been made. The authorities are still procrastinating.

And the latest news is that eight officers of the Strathclyde police have listed Jediism as their religion.

Is this a good thing? Well, not really. We need LESS isms and not more. But then again, I’m no Star Wars fan. After all, what’s to get excited about a couple of stupid robots, a hairy orangutan look-a-like, and a rather boring GOOD vs. BAD plot – which culminates in a couple of old men having it out with toy lasers? Hell. Give me Blade Runner or Minority Report or Metropolis or Equilibrium any day.

Shit, maybe I shouldn’t have written that –

cos I might get taken in by the cops for blasphemy!!


RaginScotsman said...

The world would be a better place if police could run about with lightsabers....unless teenage gangs got their hands on them.