Friday, 20 November 2009

How to get more hits on your blog?

How to get more hits on your blog?

I’m certainly not going to make this blog into yet another one of those SEO blogs, but here’s my two cents worth on the matter anyway – with tongue firmly in cheek!

1. Write a blog post called “How to get more hits on your blog?” so that people searching for the phrase “How to get more hits on your blog?” will come to your blog.

2. Offer ridiculously cool prices like laptops, Ipods, ebook readers and snazzy digital cameras to readers through regular competitions (just don’t let the wife know why you are broke!)

3. If you are an attractive women then be sure to camwhore and write lurid accounts of your wanton sex life on your blog and make it clear to readers you are looking for action. If you are not an attractive women – or even a woman at all - pretend to be anyway!

4. Spend 10 hours a day creating backlinks (as if there’s better things to be doing with your life like going out, doing sports, dating etc!)

5. Make up lots of scandalous lies about celebrities and post them on your blog with loads of sexy pictures (while waiting for their lawyers to prepare charges against you).

6. Make sure you have the name of a well known celebrity like “Britney Spears” in the title of your latest post - even if it is a post on gardening or sub-atomic physics.

7. Become famous (football player, rock star, politician etc) so everyone will come to your blog anyway!


wankongyew said...

Haha, the most read post on my blog is Sex Cards in The Witcher ( Just saying.